Who to Marry??
>Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
>honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The
>first
>man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself,
>"What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
>The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room
>and thought to himself, "Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have
>sexy voices and once you pop that top button..."
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>The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and
>thought to himself, "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too
>frigid."
>
>The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
>only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other
>two would call much later in the day.
>
>6:00 a.m.
>---------
>The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's
>husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas
>were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
>
>Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse."
>
>The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last
>night was her nagging voice saying, 'you're not sanitary, you're not
>sanitary.'"
>
>Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.
>
>6:30 a.m.
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>The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as
>fast
>as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped
>back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and
>pressed.
>
>Joe asks, "What happened? Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as
>their voices."
>
>The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
>heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, 'your three minutes are up,
>your three minutes are up.'"
>
>Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be
>calling any minute.
>
>4:30 p.m.
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>The teacher's husband called for lunch. Joe can't believe it but quickly
>took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe
>took a step back in shock. The man wore only his boxers and his hair was a
>mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the
>worst asked, "What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
>
>The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to
>marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice
>saying, 'We are going to do this over and over, until we get right.'"
>
Yes.. the teacher would be a right choice.
