New Ways OF Telling People Their Fly Is Undone
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You don’t have to restrict yourself to “open coffeeshop” anymore. Neither do you have to resort to ang mor equivalents like, “The barn door is open”, etc. TalkingCock.com brings you some uniquely Singaporean ways to tell someone their zipper is down…
20. Your condo today open house, ah?
19. Shhh! Your ISD agent is peeping at us.
18. Mini-Me is making a break for the escape pod.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. National Day is over, how come youÂ’re still on parade?
15. YouÂ’ve gone past the OB Marker.
14. I see youÂ’ve taken out your bottle of Newater.
13. Showing the foreign talent around, eh?
12. ThereÂ’s been a prisoner breakout at Changi.
11. Your car has just left the Restricted Zone.
10. Admiral TeoÂ’s trying to apply for shore leave.
9. Your laundry pole is hanging out the window.
8. I see parliament has just come out of session.
7. Your Proton Saga is not parked all the way into the lot.
6. I see youÂ’re showing TalkingCock the Movie.
5. YouÂ’re now driving along the Tampines Expressway.
4. Buangkok Station open oreddy.
3. A rare bird has just escaped from the Bird Park.
2. I see your little brother is in the ‘Through Train’ programme.
1. Your MP is holding a Meet the People session. -
why not juz say "oei! u forgot to zip leh"
or STARE there and say "red color nice" (watever the color of the deh-kor) -
or rip his shirt off and check got chest hairOriginally posted by FireIce:why not juz say "oei! u forgot to zip leh"
or STARE there and say "red color nice" (watever the color of the deh-kor) -
I'll just throw what ever rubbish I had on hand into the opened bin.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:or rip his shirt off and check got chest hair
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skeujin's way!
1) detect unzipped fly
2) Stare hard at owner of unzipped fly
3) Laugh loudly
4) Shout loudly "So small n cute!!!"
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Originally posted by skeujin:skeujin's way!
1) detect unzipped fly
2) Stare hard at owner of unzipped fly
3) Laugh loudly
4) Shout loudly "So small n cute!!!" -
Originally posted by KrU:
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:or rip his shirt off and check got chest hair Sibei li xiao
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so when i hv e chance 2 try it on u? *pondering*Originally posted by kopiosatu:
You don’t have to restrict yourself to “open coffeeshop” anymore. Neither do you have to resort to ang mor equivalents like, “The barn door is open”, etc. TalkingCock.com brings you some uniquely Singaporean ways to tell someone their zipper is down…
20. Your condo today open house, ah?
19. Shhh! Your ISD agent is peeping at us.
18. Mini-Me is making a break for the escape pod.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. National Day is over, how come youÂ’re still on parade?
15. YouÂ’ve gone past the OB Marker.
14. I see youÂ’ve taken out your bottle of Newater.
13. Showing the foreign talent around, eh?
12. ThereÂ’s been a prisoner breakout at Changi.
11. Your car has just left the Restricted Zone.
10. Admiral TeoÂ’s trying to apply for shore leave.
9. Your laundry pole is hanging out the window.
8. I see parliament has just come out of session.
7. Your Proton Saga is not parked all the way into the lot.
6. I see youÂ’re showing TalkingCock the Movie.
5. YouÂ’re now driving along the Tampines Expressway.
4. Buangkok Station open oreddy.
3. A rare bird has just escaped from the Bird Park.
2. I see your little brother is in the ‘Through Train’ programme.
1. Your MP is holding a Meet the People session. -
next time i purposely leave my fly undone. see if u notice or not. hahahahahah!Originally posted by Si|verGa|:so when i hv e chance 2 try it on u? *pondering* -
muahhahaaa!!! i scare i too shy 2 say?!Originally posted by kopiosatu:next time i purposely leave my fly undone. see if u notice or not. hahahahahah!