Manchester United FC new transfer target

Evil Clown

5 Sep 03, 18:22

"Word from an extremely reliable source has it that for the past 2 years, MUFC has been tracking the progress of an unidentified asian talent and have now, decided to move in for him." - Sun Sports

I believe that you people would have guessed by now that the asian talent is none other than me. I need to confirm that MUFC has indeed offered me a 4 years contract at 35,000 pounds/week. Adidas has also offered me a 6 years endorsement deal worth US$23m. Please rest assured wonderful people of sgForums, because I will still be posting here and sharing my life experiences.

"I am absolutely flabbergasted yet elated at the prospect of plying my trade with such a talented and promising squad in such a respected club with a huge tradition for success. It is true that though several other major clubs like Liverpool, AC Milan, Juventus and Real Madrid have shown a distinct interest in my services, I must say, they were kind of late in offering me a contract. Though when they finally put their words onto paper, mostly offering double or more of MUFC's contract, I have already decided to pledge my future with MUFC. The fact that I have been a fan of MUFC since I can remember, helped to tip the scales in their favour. It has always been my childhood dream to exhibit my undisputed talent on the global stage and I look forward to winning championships and trophies with MUFC. As soon as possible." - Sun Sports

chunyong

5 Sep 03, 19:16

Originally posted by Evil Clown:
"Word from an extremely reliable source has it that for the past 2 years, MUFC has been tracking the progress of an unidentified asian talent and have now, decided to move in for him." - Sun Sports

I believe that you people would have guessed by now that the asian talent is none other than me. I need to confirm that MUFC has indeed offered me a 4 years contract at 35,000 pounds/week. Adidas has also offered me a 6 years endorsement deal worth US$23m. Please rest assured wonderful people of sgForums, because I will still be posting here and sharing my life experiences.

"I am absolutely flabbergasted yet elated at the prospect of plying my trade with such a talented and promising squad in such a respected club with a huge tradition for success. It is true that though several other major clubs like Liverpool, AC Milan, Juventus and Real Madrid have shown a distinct interest in my services, I must say, they were kind of late in offering me a contract. Though when they finally put their words onto paper, mostly offering double or more of MUFC's contract, I have already decided to pledge my future with MUFC. The fact that I have been a fan of MUFC since I can remember, helped to tip the scales in their favour. It has always been my childhood dream to exhibit my undisputed talent on the global stage and I look forward to winning championships and trophies with MUFC. As soon as possible." - Sun Sports

u copy from HZL post ?

HystericalDustdevil

6 Sep 03, 01:02

Oh my...then u'll be facing me for quite a few yrs then my smart lad...by the way...how in hell am I not inform that we're buying an asian rubish like u??I thought I'm suppose to be the one who's doing all the purchasing...well,anyway,looking forward to work with u...

Yours sincerely,
Sir Alex Ferguson
Twisted Evil