Idiot Quiz
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are u an idiot?
no?
try this..
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first line!!! -
i tink u are the real idiot posting this...keke..
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just registered then make this type of comment?Originally posted by ImperioX:i tink u are the real idiot posting this...keke.. 
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Are you trying to say that only senior members can diss?Originally posted by kopiosatu:just registered then make this type of comment? 
I admit I was also one of those caught-off guard. But you shouldn't have generalise that those were idiots... Too offending, your in-between lines...
Can't blame Imperial because you brought it upon yourself.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:just registered then make this type of comment?
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Looks, does it look like I personally typed this? Its pretty obvious its from an email. If you still want to think that I am generalising you as an idiot, carry on. You don't go around dissing people for no reason.Originally posted by fugue:Are you trying to say that only senior members can diss?
I admit I was also one of those caught-off guard. But you shouldn't have generalise that those were idiots... Too offending, your in-between lines...
Can't blame Imperial because you brought it upon yourself. -
haha, pls lor, cfm is from e-mail or some other webbie one lor, people pls use ur brains ok?? doesn't mean that post here without disclaimer means is the person write one right??
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hey relax! the questions are great and so are the sarcastic remarks! do we always have to be so tensed up? even DPM wants us to loosen up!
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oh lay off.... its funny n not really meant to be taken seriously lah... i got caught off by the what do cows drink question... hahaOriginally posted by fugue:Are you trying to say that only senior members can diss?
I admit I was also one of those caught-off guard. But you shouldn't have generalise that those were idiots... Too offending, your in-between lines...
Can't blame Imperial because you brought it upon yourself.
but it is funny ah... so relax