A Chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says:
Chap : You're Merlin aren't you?
Merlin : Why yes ..it's nice to be recognised!
Chap : Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin : Well Yes .. I've been told I'm skilled
Chap : Do tricks and things ..don't ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin : Magical ... yes that's correct
Chap : Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
Merlin : Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Chap : Ever fu[/i]cked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin : Well Yes ...hasn't everyone?
Chap :Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin : Yes I can ... with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ....Why ?
Chap : I'm Cursed
Merlin :Really ... and how long have you been bewitched?
Chap :Years.....
Merlin : Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap : Yeah .. can't forget them!
Merlin : What were they?
Chap : something like ... Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
