Top 20 Bumper Stickers For Women
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1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, i ain't going.
4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes,seeks
frog.
6. Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich.
7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
9. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
10. I'm out of estrogen - and i have a gun.
11. Guys have feelings too. But like... Who cares?
12. Next mood swing: 6 minutes
13. And your point is?
14. Warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
15. Of course i don't look busy...i did it right the first time.
16. Do not start with me. You will not win.
17. You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
18. All stressed out and no one to choke.
19. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
20. How can i miss you if you won't go away? -
i like this one! really like one of those "koala next x km" signs!Originally posted by kopiosatu:12. Next mood swing: 6 minutes
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16. Do not start with me. You will not win.
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The Female is the deadlier of the species... if there wasn't enough proof read this article from News.com.au
==================================================Marriage 'tames' geniuses, criminals
From correspondents in Paris
July 10, 2003
CREATIVE genius and crime express themselves early in men but both are turned off almost like a tap if a man gets married and has children, a study says.
Satoshi Kanazawa, a psychologist at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand, compiled a database of the biographies of 280 great scientists, noting their age at the time when they made their greatest work.
The data remarkably concur with the brutal observation made by Albert Einstein, who wrote in 1942: "A person who has not made his great contribution to science before the age of 30 will never do so."
"Scientific productivity indeed fades with age," Kanazawa says. "Two-thirds (of all scientists) will have made their most significant contributions before their mid-thirties."
But, regardless of age, the great minds who married virtually kissed goodbye to making any further glorious additions to their CV.
Within five years of making their nuptial vows, nearly a quarter of married scientists had made their last significant contribution to history's Hall of Fame.
"Scientists rather quickly desist [from their careers] after their marriage, while unmarried scientists continue to make great scientific contributions later in their lives," says Kanazawa.
The energy of youth and the dampening effect of marriage, he adds, are also remarkably similar among geniuses in music, painting and writing, as well as in criminal activity.
Previous studies have documented that delinquents are overwhelmingly male, and usually start out on the road to crime in their teens.
But those who marry well subsequently stop committing crime, whereas criminals at the same age who remain unmarried tend to continue their unlawful careers.
Kanazawa suggests "a single psychological mechanism" is responsible for this: the competitive edge among young men to fight for glory and gain the attention of women. That craving drives the all-important male hormone, testosterone.
After a man settles down, the testosterone level falls, as does his creative output, Kanazawa theorises.
The study appears in in the August issue of the Journal of Research in Personality, published by the Elsevier group. -
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