13 reasons why it's so cool to be a MAN!!!
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1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
7)Same work, more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.
10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes -
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1) Girls can wear guy's clothing and not look wierd.
2) Our friends don't say hi by punching us on the arm
3) If we're on a ship that hits an iceberg, we have priority for a life boat
4) Eye rings ? Pimples ? Cover it up with makeup, no sweat !
5) No need to shave our face every morning
6) No matter how old we are, we can take teddy bears to bed
7) Slumber parties !! We don't have to practice pick up lines
9) If we're too short, we can wear platform shoes and no one will stare at us for doing that
10) We got far better clothes
11) We don't have to sit on our wallets
12) We've got better handwriting
13) We can like the colours pink and baby blue and not be laughed at
14) We don't need to do NS and reservist
15) In the event of a divorce, we get maintenance from the man.
Now, try beating that !!! -
you are one lonely womanOriginally posted by lilbunny:1) Girls can wear guy's clothing and not look wierd.
2) Our friends don't say hi by punching us on the arm
3) If we're on a ship that hits an iceberg, we have priority for a life boat
4) Eye rings ? Pimples ? Cover it up with makeup, no sweat !
5) No need to shave our face every morning
6) No matter how old we are, we can take teddy bears to bed
7) Slumber parties !! We don't have to practice pick up lines
9) If we're too short, we can wear platform shoes and no one will stare at us for doing that
10) We got far better clothes
11) We don't have to sit on our wallets
12) We've got better handwriting
13) We can like the colours pink and baby blue and not be laughed at
14) We don't need to do NS and reservist
15) In the event of a divorce, we get maintenance from the man.
Now, try beating that !!!
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15) In the event of a divorce, we get maintenance from the man.
care to explain? -
Originally posted by duotiga83:
it mea daily expense from guy mah
15) In the event of a divorce, we [b]get maintenance from the man. care to explain? [/b] -
wah u can think of all this.. so how? be a MAn or a woman betteR??Originally posted by lilbunny:1) Girls can wear guy's clothing and not look wierd.
2) Our friends don't say hi by punching us on the arm
3) If we're on a ship that hits an iceberg, we have priority for a life boat
4) Eye rings ? Pimples ? Cover it up with makeup, no sweat !
5) No need to shave our face every morning
6) No matter how old we are, we can take teddy bears to bed
7) Slumber parties !! We don't have to practice pick up lines
9) If we're too short, we can wear platform shoes and no one will stare at us for doing that
10) We got far better clothes
11) We don't have to sit on our wallets
12) We've got better handwriting
13) We can like the colours pink and baby blue and not be laughed at
14) We don't need to do NS and reservist
15) In the event of a divorce, we get maintenance from the man.
Now, try beating that !!! -
Originally posted by duotiga83:
the guy still need to give money to the lady lah... even after divorce...guys always disadvantage in court de
15) In the event of a divorce, we [b]get maintenance from the man. care to explain? [/b]
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we stand while peeing
we dont have to go thru that 'thing' every month
we can sit and open our legs, you cant -
hahaha..
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one more....our stomach don get bloated up for no reasonsOriginally posted by NeonTetra:we stand while peeing
we dont have to go thru that 'thing' every month
we can sit and open our legs, you cant -
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add two more:Originally posted by Si|verGer:1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
7)Same work, more pay.Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.
10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes
14) we don't have to crack our heads thinking of what to wear for work every day. change colour only. no need to find matching earrings, nail polish, eye shadow, broach, etc etc...
15) queues don't usually form outside our toilets, even at the busiest cinemas. -
not sure about that. i have seen women with very bad handwriting and men with extremely neat and tidy handwriting.Originally posted by lilbunny:12) We've got better handwriting -
we can don wear underwear
we can walk around top naked -
but i think women still have the ultimate trump card - they can call molest and harassment for anything and everything.
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hmm...why guys cannot shout molest...anyway our package is more accessible leh
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guys wont mind being molested... by the opposite sex. at least that should be the "normal" case, and what everyone thinks!Originally posted by NeonTetra:hmm...why guys cannot shout molest...anyway our package is more accessible leh -
oh yeah........haha
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yah we got more strenght somemore.....dunneed to be scared when walking alone
,and.........we only gain when we....hehe ....muahhahahahahz -
we oso wnt get the pain...Originally posted by NeonTetra:one more....our stomach don get bloated up for no reasons -
thats what many chinese family say too : Boys always win..wont 'chi kui' hahhaaOriginally posted by S@mz_Rev0LuT|on:yah we got more strenght somemore.....dunneed to be scared when walking alone ,and.........we only gain when we....hehe ....muahhahahahahz -
I think the best part about girls is the gifts they got from men....
and free dinner, free ride home, free movie.. -
lols...