buy a white sneaker on my girlfriend's birthday ?
Will she think..
1) How nice of him ! He gave me an idea what to wear when i go out with him

2) Maybe i should give him a slap..
3) Huh?

what is this for ?
4) Er.. Does he wants to revive our old school days ?
5) Hmm.... he is really a weirdo..
6) Ok.. thanks for helping me save money..
7) Maybe his giving me a hint to break of with him..

Trying to be smart alex..
9) Hmm.. ok lar.. i give him points for creativeness

10) Ok.. is he giving me an hint that he is sneaker fetish

11) He likes schoolgirl ...
12) Aw .. this sucks.. i thought he was going to give me his car keys..
13) Does he have any idea what is this for?
14) Heng sia... i thought he was going to give me flowers... which is so .. outdated
15) 1 second to offensive mode ...
16) Please dont ask me to wear this on our date !
17) Huh? you want me to wear now?
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How can you let other people know that i like to wear this ..
19)

These is the 12th one his giving me this..
20) FUCK YOU !!