The Fellowship Of The Ring - Ultra Condensed Version

• kopiosatu

  13 Jul 03, 21:27

  Gandalf
  
  Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.
  
  Bilbo Baggins
  
  It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  (Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
  
  Elrond
  
  Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.
  
  (They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
  
  Boromir
  
  Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
  
  Frodo
  
  No.
  
  Boromir
  
  What have I done? (dies)
  
  THE END
• Estee

  13 Jul 03, 21:54

  
• BÃ¥seline

  14 Jul 03, 00:49

  HAHAHAHAHAHA.
  Did you eng eng think of this one?
  
  Got special deluxe edition anot?
• jasmine17

  14 Jul 03, 01:03

  Very short wo haha super ultra condensed
• kopiosatu

  14 Jul 03, 11:58

  Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:

  HAHAHAHAHAHA.
  Did you eng eng think of this one?
  
  Got special deluxe edition anot?

  buay sai leh... shortest LOTR i've ever seen