If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now.
Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers.
On the internet, no one can hear you scream.
The page you wanted is taking a long lunch.
If you're reading this, it means this page is no more. It's probably not your fault.
It only takes one wrong letter to hold back this page, not a nation of millions.
The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!
Aliens must have abducted this page!
'I remember when the internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
We sent this page to NASA for testing.
This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes.
Missing: One Home Page.
If at first you don't succeed, type, type again.
This page has been voted off the Internet.
It looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.
If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
We didn't do it.
If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?
The page you requested is taking a coffee break