Some pick-up lines~
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"If I followed you home, would you keep me?" - Can be confused with cute and STALKER!
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours" - Have a puppy dog face.
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -not bad...
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think you are beautiful" -Honesty pays off
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" -Can work very well
"I must be in heaven, cuz you look like an Angel" -works well only after you fall down twenty flights of stairs!
"Hi, my friends dared me to come talk to you, so..." -May work
"Would you like to watch the sunrise together?" -A good way to test common sense.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" Bold but false.
"I'm not picking you up. I've picked you out" -Be confident with this one
"Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a friend who could introduce us" -Very cute, I like
"I'm no good at opening lines so why don't we pretend we know each other." -A very good opening be honest.
"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down so go ahead say no" -Better hope she's sympathetic
"What time do you have to be back in heaven?" -Good indication of whether or not she's interested.
"Here's your chance to get to know me." -Conceited and arrogant, some chicks dig that
"I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a beautiful girl smile. So, would you smile for me?" -Nice
"Some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even have a car." -Loser!!!!!
"Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?" -Very impressive but keep the serial number side, just in case
"There's something about you that I like. I just can't put my finger on it." -Hopefully she doesn't catch on.
"Gosh, I loved your movie!" -Better have a backup plan, like you were just released from prison or something. -
use on ur cheongsam waitress lar...
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LaMe
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Do you like pie? You want some the Rock's poontang pie? I take this pie. squeeze out all the cream, put it in my left hand, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass... now how do you feel... It doesn't matter how you feel!!! If you smellll..... what the rock... is cookin'...
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ah.... now i will know if kopi really remains a bachelor...
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Originally posted by www:
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ah.... now [b]i will know if kopi really remains a bachelor...[/b]
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Originally posted by www:
Thot kopi just flash his boyish smile and he will get a date for the rest of the nite?
ah.... now [b]i will know if kopi really remains a bachelor...[/b] -
Originally posted by xavier1979:
that is a very subjective variable.
Thot kopi just flash his boyish smile and he will get a date for the rest of the nite? -
simi boyish smile...Originally posted by xavier1979:Thot kopi just flash his boyish smile and he will get a date for the rest of the nite?
i boyish meh... i chao lao uncle leh -
'If your right leg was Christmas, and ur left leg was Chinese New Year, could you fit me in-between ur holidays?
Just kidding
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How about
" Would you like to have a cup of KOPI O SA TU with mi " -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:simi boyish smile...
i boyish meh... i chao lao uncle leh U still young lah.....most importantly must be young at hearts. -
hoi hoi hoi~ stir me hor????Originally posted by TONYTAN: How about
" Would you like to have a cup of KOPI O SA TU with mi " 
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i old at heart leh... sianz manOriginally posted by TONYTAN: U still young lah.....most importantly must be young at hearts.
gers find me a bore