Meeting the parents

• kopiosatu

  28 Jun 03, 12:40

  A young fella is brought home to meet the folks. His girl greets him at the door and says, "I'm sorry, I'm running late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my folks. And I, uhh, forgot to tell you, they're both deaf mutes."
  
  With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent.
  
  Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and pours a glass of water over her ass.
  
  Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and balances a match stick in front of his eye.
  
  The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room.
  
  At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
  
  "No, it's not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and throws a glass of water over her behind.
  
  "Then, as if that weren't enough, your Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick by his eye."
  
  "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.
  
  The man can't believe her casual response. The girl explains. "Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fu[/i]ck him - I'm watching the match."
• SuRfBoY

  3 Jul 03, 02:20

  
• edLow

  3 Jul 03, 02:22

  i though u are visiting whose parents and need our helps...
• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 03, 11:44

  Originally posted by edLow:

  i though u are visiting whose parents and need our helps...

  i dun need help when meeting parents...
  
  i dunno why but aunties all treat me very nice
• edLow

  3 Jul 03, 14:17

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i dun need help when meeting parents...
  
  i dunno why but aunties all treat me very nice

  oh ya hor. the soccer incident!
  so whose parents u meeting now? CL? Cheongsam waitress? mapple?
• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 03, 19:25

  Originally posted by edLow:

  oh ya hor. the soccer incident!
  so whose parents u meeting now? CL? Cheongsam waitress? mapple?

  simi soccer incident????
• edLow

  3 Jul 03, 20:10

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  simi soccer incident????

  ('' ) ( " ) ( '')
• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 03, 20:13

  Originally posted by edLow:

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  what happened at soccer?
  
  all i know is that i always get injured.
• sh|nY_BoY

  3 Jul 03, 20:51

  
• edLow

  3 Jul 03, 21:18

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  what happened at soccer?
  
  all i know is that i always get injured.

  i mean the watch soccer incident. dont kk. dont make me split the whole thing out lah.
  u noe i noe and those whom noe.
• kopiosatu

  3 Jul 03, 21:20

  Originally posted by edLow:

  i mean the watch soccer incident. dont kk. dont make me split the whole thing out lah.
  u noe i noe and those whom noe.

  ah?
  what has soccer gotta do with auntie???
• elmoloveyou

  3 Jul 03, 21:36

  Read this b4...anyway, its funni..
  so wat abt the soccer tinggie???
• kopiosatu

  4 Jul 03, 07:11

  Originally posted by elmoloveyou:

  Read this b4...anyway, its funni..
  so wat abt the soccer tinggie???

  i oso dunno man...
• aHGer^83

  4 Jul 03, 08:41

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i dun need help when meeting parents...
  
  i dunno why but aunties all treat me very nice

  o...really?
• edLow

  4 Jul 03, 12:17

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  ah?
  what has soccer gotta do with auntie???

  
• Hammer & Sickle

  4 Jul 03, 14:28

  Originally posted by SuRfBoY:

  

  x2
  
  good one.
• C-100

  4 Jul 03, 14:44

  wah.....
  
  lastest news..???
  
  so wat's abt e soccer issue...?
  
  /kpo mode on
• kopiosatu

  4 Jul 03, 17:53

  Originally posted by edLow:

  

  eh say lah, tamade, i dunno what u tokking abt
• kopiosatu

  4 Jul 03, 17:54

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  o...really?

  dun believe me ah? LOL~
• edLow

  4 Jul 03, 18:33

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  eh say lah, tamade, i dunno what u tokking abt

  tat time u go pick who.
  den the who pai seh ask u wait downstair den u go up join the who's mum and watch soccer together lor!
• kopiosatu

  4 Jul 03, 18:46

  Originally posted by edLow:

  tat time u go pick who.
  den the who pai seh ask u wait downstair den u go up join the who's mum and watch soccer together lor!

  chey
• aHGer^83

  4 Jul 03, 23:15

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  dun believe me ah? LOL~

  
• millennium

  5 Jul 03, 08:54

  Originally posted by edLow:

  tat time u go pick who.
  den the who pai seh ask u wait downstair den u go up join the who's mum and watch soccer together lor!

  Still remember until now.
  
• edLow

  5 Jul 03, 12:19

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  chey

  wat was u thinking?
  some other unknown secret tat happen and i happen to mention it by accident!
• edLow

  5 Jul 03, 12:19

  Originally posted by millennium:

  Still remember until now.
  

  good things dont stay with ppls, bad things does.