Things to say when stressed at work.
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"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfu[/i]ck you!!!"
"Do I look like a f[/i]ucking people person?"
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
"Not all men [women] are annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
"You look like sh[/i]it. Is that the style now?"
"Earth is full. Go home."
"Aw, did I step on your poor, little bitty ego?"
"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be a f[/i]ucking airport
"You realize speaking to me before I have had my morning coffee is a VERY bad idea! -
I like these.Originally posted by kopiosatu:"This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"Not all men [women] are annoying. Some are dead."
"You look like sh[/i]it. Is that the style now?"
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
Could start putting them to good use. -
i like the 1st one
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haha..
self consoling ah?
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i will just say "FARK IT" or some other hokien vulgarity combinated sentence
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"If assholes could fly, this place would be a f[/i]ucking airport"
i love this one