I am fit, I can see my own private very easily. I'm hung like a horse
My follicles are working just fine and I have a brilliant hairstyle. I do not suffer from gravitational forces pulling my assets towards my ass.
I smell like Robert Pattison on my good day and like David Beckham on my bad day.
Like I said, I'm well hung as a horse, they wrap densely around my cellulite. I have no problem with my foreskin, they aim like a missile homing system.
I am the life of the party and have good conversational skills while I'll be at the next bus stop before you can say bus stop.
My hobbies include taking you out for movie, then to dinner after that maybe we can get freaky all night in my Ferrari.
I need a date.