get his foot run over by an old lady on a bicycle,
jumps up and down in pain, loses his balance and trips and sprains his ankle,
hobbles his way home, too lazy to use the overhead bridge and decides to jaywalk instead,
didn't see the motorcycle coming, couldn't jump out of the way since he's hobbling, he managed to hobble away a little and avoided a direct collision, but got spun out of control...
dazed from all the spinning he hobbles his way on the road.. not sure where to go...
still dazed, he didn't see the big lorry coming his way, gets hit and is sent flying through the air
falls on the fence at the road dividers and get his legs impaled
while struggling to get away, a flock of birds flies past overhead and their dropping lands all over his face
the ambulance arrives but the medics found him too smelly and takes their time to save him
at the hospital, he is placed on this bed and while being pushed around carelessly gets his head bumped over and over again..
the doctors saves his life but could do nothing to save his brains and had them removed... given only 0.0000001% chance of survival without any brains, he survived against all odds.
Hey... come to think about it... maybe Friday 13th isn't so unlucky after all! (for the rest of us at least)
oh wait... u mean to say thats what happened last year... no wonder he's so lame...
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Littledevil
Phalanx, Think U can be story writer already lah... How can U say inz, say until like that...
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Phalanx
Thanx for ur compliment but... actually... the truth is... i copy from somewhere else 1... hee hee
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BubBlygeR
aiya we treat u not bad mah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[This message has been edited by BubBlygeR (edited 28 October 2000).]
Littledevil
Oh my God!!!!!!!! Copy one still dare to say so loud.........
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Phalanx
i being honest wat... i copy i confess...
------------------ "Change is exponential.... small differences of today can have shocking, irreversible changes tomorrow...."
Littledevil
ya ya.........
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