Guys, want to live longer? Stare at a woman's breasts daily!
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Guys, want to live longer? Stare at a woman's breasts daily!
If you are a guy and want to live longer, all you have to do is stare at a woman's breasts for 10 minutes daily. At least that's according to this article published in the Chinese newspaper on December 3.
The sender, who spotted the article, was amused by its claims and did some research to find out more about the claim.
Some online sources STOMPer Octogenerian came across attributed the claim to Doctor Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and her team from Franfurt, Germany.
According to him, the researchers carried out a study on 200 males and found that staring at a well-endowed woman for 10 minutes everyday is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out. This is because the excitement can help improve blood circulation.
In an email, STOMPer Octogenerian says:
"A local Chinese daily published an article on December 3, on how man can prolong his life by five years, which also features interviews with local doctors.
"According to a report in a well-known medical journey, Dr Karen Weatherby said that a man can prolong his life by 5 years if he spends 10 each day to look at a woman's breast.
"I am sure our senior citizens would not mind wasting 10 precious minutes if this method could really prolong their life span."
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utter nonsense
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How about stare at my lan jiao?
Will I live longer?
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live shorter =D
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Shit, I everyday in the shower wash my lan jiao, stare at it for at least a few minutes.
Shitting, pissing also stare at my lan jiao.
My life shortened.
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Originally posted by angel3070:
Shit, I everyday in the shower wash my lan jiao, stare at it for at least a few minutes.
Shitting, pissing also stare at my lan jiao.
My life shortened.
You see wat cock? -
Stare only ah. I though must touch and queeze the breast than can live longer
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"I am sure our senior citizens would not mind wasting 10 precious minutes if this method could really prolong their life span."May be that is why XXX XXXX XXX can live so long.
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Originally posted by angel3070:
May be that is why XXX XXXX XXX can live so long.
OMG... SRY BUT I HAV TO CENSOR IT... IT'S TOO POLITICAL
but it's funny :) -
Originally posted by keeptouch:
Stare only ah. I though must touch and queeze the breast than can live longer
OMG PERVERT! -
Why too political?
Scared sue?
Or in other thread, I criticised you so you retaliate against me?
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i smell alot of horny people coming
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nice, my first thread with so high popularity
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Originally posted by angel3070:
Why too political?
Scared sue?
Or in other thread, I criticised you so you retaliate against me?
no la...
but i dun wan my sgfstomp to be tooooooo political...
this not speakers coner
thx :)
btw u got criticised me meh XD
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Originally posted by SBS n SMRT:
nice, my first thread with so high popularity
Ya lor I also seldom post in STOMP.
I also seldom see you in speaker's corner.
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Originally posted by SBS n SMRT:
nice, my first thread with so high popularity
XIAN~
i will ban u for that :D
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Originally posted by tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R:
OMG PERVERT!
Nothing wrong with touching and squeezing breast what. -
wow. looks like I'm going to live forever
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wtf? they dont need to even pulish such shit.
GUYS HAVE BEEN STARING FOR NEARLY 20% OF THEIR LIFES.
my goodness, are they suggesting for more rapist?
i think, we woman got to wear extra clothings. -
Originally posted by keeptouch:
Nothing wrong with touching and squeezing breast what.
is that so? then i guess its alright for womens to kick nuts, right?
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Without knowing, I have been prolonging my life all along.
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this finding is full of controversy and contradicting....dun believe 1 piece of it...
wanna live longer?....hmmm
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last time what i knew was stare at fish will make you relax, thus you will live longer.. now time had changed hahaha.. so funny!
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stare at a cow even better....huge breasts equals higher efficiency of life prolongment...that is, you get extra 8 yrs of life...lol
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Originally posted by brainerror:
is that so? then i guess its alright for womens to kick nuts, right?
Can. Womens want to kick or suck the dick also can -
I think i am gonna live forever.....