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• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:12

  Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:13

  Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:14

  Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:15

  In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:16

  Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:17

  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:18

  Continue ur job
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:21

  hmm?
  gone?
  aww...
  so sad
• Mospeada

  13 Dec 07, 17:22

  give pple a break lah....even chuck norris needs to go toilet one mah
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:23

  yar hor.
  
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:24

  Me make Ah mos mod lar.
  
  dun care if u like it or not
• Mospeada

  13 Dec 07, 17:24

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  Me make Ah mos mod lar.
  
  dun care if u like it or not

  
  
  but me not infantry leh
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:27

  Originally posted by Mospeada:

  
  
  but me not infantry leh

  I dun wan him
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:27

  A IS FOR AIRBORNE
• TrixCereals

  13 Dec 07, 17:28

  Den B is for what?
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:28

  B is for Bapok who is Infantry
• thehappybunny

  13 Dec 07, 17:29

  Originally posted by infantry:

  A IS FOR AIRBORNE

  A IS FOR ARSEHOLE
  
  whic describes you perfectly
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:29

  Originally posted by thehappybunny:

  A IS FOR ARSEHOLE
  
  whic describes you perfectly

  thx bunny
  too bad u not mod here
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:31

  I IS FOR IN THE SKY WHICH I WILL NEVER REACH
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:32

  R IS FOR READY TO BE BAN BY FIREICE
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:34

  B IS FOR BORN TO FLY AND BE A DUCK.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:35

  O IS FOR ON THE GO TO MAKE CLONES
• Mospeada

  13 Dec 07, 17:35

  sianz....feel like sleeping liao
• thehappybunny

  13 Dec 07, 17:35

  INFANTRY
  
  a product of National Brainwashing
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:35

  R IS FOR RAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!