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• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:01

  Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
• TrixCereals

  13 Dec 07, 17:02

  Yawn.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:02

  The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:02

  
  i tink he running out of things to say bout chuck
• bluejuice

  13 Dec 07, 17:03

  i come to +1 ...
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:03

  Originally posted by bluejuice:

  i come to +1 ...

  thx
• metalcar

  13 Dec 07, 17:04

  actually he is nw better than b4 .. -.-
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:04

  Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
• MyPillowTalks

  13 Dec 07, 17:04

  
• TrixCereals

  13 Dec 07, 17:04

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  
  i tink he running out of things to say bout chuck

  I don't think he will run out of things to say.
  
  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
• TrixCereals

  13 Dec 07, 17:05

  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:05

  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:05

  Originally posted by TrixCereals:

  I don't think he will run out of things to say.
  
  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  
  so free
  lai lai continue to boost rating
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:06

  Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:07

  Originally posted by infantry:

  Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

  wow
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:07

  Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:08

  Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.
• metalcar

  13 Dec 07, 17:08

  Originally posted by infantry:

  Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

  lol.... z z z
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:09

  Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
• metalcar

  13 Dec 07, 17:09

  Originally posted by TrixCereals:

  I don't think he will run out of things to say.
  
  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  wa haha... lidat oso can
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:09

  Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:10

  
  he doing tis.
  i noe for sure to not make him mod
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:10

  If Chuck Norris says so, it is fact.
  
  If Chuck Norris explains so, it is theory
  
  If Chuck Norris believes so , it is faith
• infantry

  13 Dec 07, 17:11

  Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 17:12

  Originally posted by infantry:

  Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

  huh?
  like that how he get born?