Nicklas Bendtner was forced to go begging for his pizza among strangers on Saturday night.
Stopping at a pizzeria in Copenhagen the Sunderland striker, on loan from Arsenal, turned to desperate methods when his credit card wouldn't work.
Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet reported that Bendtner tried to get the pizzas for free, even asking staff: "Don't you know who I am? I can buy the whole pizzeria."
A member of staff, who did not want to be named, is quoted by the paper as saying: "We told him that it did not matter who he was. If he could not pay, there was no pizza."
A customer told the paper: "He was f***ing arrogant acted as if he owned the place. All the people just stood and looked at each other and shook their heads over the way he behaved."
In the end, two girls took pity on the 23-year-old millionaire and paid for the food.
Bendtner then departed in a taxi - though it's not clear how he managed to pay for that either.
The striker missed Sunderland's 2-1 victory over Blackburn at the weekend with a groin problem.
Why would he do this kind of thing? He's bound to carry more than one credit card even if in the unlikely possibility he didn't have any cash on him.
even if u are Messi or CR7
u no $$ to pay , wash my dishes
Trouble: Nicklas Bendtner is on loan at Sunderland from Arsenal
Arrest: Lee Cattermole is a regular in the Sunderland team
Sunderland pair Nicklas Bendtner and Lee Cattermole have been arrested after going on a car-wrecking spree.
Police are investigating claims that they damaged a string of cars on the evening of December 6.
The incident took place on Stowell Street, which is just streets away from St James’ Park - the home of arch rivals Newcastle.
Both players were arrested on Thursday and questioned on suspicion of causing criminal damage before they were later bailed.
A spokesman from Northumbria Police said: 'Police can confirm that on Thursday, December 15, two men aged 23 were arrested on suspicion of criminal damage.
'If follows an investigation in to damage caused to cars on Stowell Street in Newcastle city centre, which happened at about 10pm on Tuesday, December 6.'
In Toon: This map shows how close Stowell Street is to St James' Park
At least three cars are believed to have been damaged in the incident, which took place just days after Sunderland lost to Wolves at Molineux.
Police are understood to be analysing CCTV as they bid to assess the full extent of the damage.
Seriously, would you recognise him if his name was not printed on the back of his shirt everytime he played ?
some of these footballers would have been in jail if not for football.
Bendther no $$ to pay pizza
now trashing cars?
oh well ltr he assault a girl is it