Fabregas finally completes Barcelona switch
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Arsenal fan mocks Arsene Wenger using Eminem hit 'Stan'
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A FED up Arsenal fan has used Eminem's famous song 'Stan' to mock Arsene Wenger's transfer policy.
Lifelong supporter and blogger Gunnerblog changed the lyrics to the hit, which reached No1 in the UK back in 2000, to launch a hilarious dig at the French tactician.
In the parody, 'Stan' is no longer a crazed Eminem obsessive but Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke voicing his concerns at Wenger's lack of summer signings.
He tells Wenger money is available for new recruits, saying: "I sent transfer funds to spend this Autumn you must not have got them.
"There probably was a problem with my web banking or something, I hope I didn't mistakenly send them to Tottenham..."
Referring to Wenger's stint as boss of Japanese outfit Grampus Eight, it continues: "I know you probably hear this every day but I'm your biggest fan, I even dug that underground stuff you did in Japan.
"If you didn't want to buy Phil Jagielka you didn't have to, but if I'd have known your plans I'd have slapped you..."
'Stan' then slams the Gunners boss for signing a series of flops including Amaury Bischoff, Guillaume Warmuz and Denilson and suggests the team should revert to a 4-4-2 formation.
Throughout the verses he becomes increasingly more irritated after failing to get a response from Wenger and his tone gets more and more aggressive.
'Stan' later blasts Wenger over his failure to win a trophy for six seasons and he even calls for him to quit Arsenal and join Paris St Germain.
The parody ends with 'Wenger' apologising to 'Stan' for taking so long to reply to his letters, with him claiming: "I've just been busy.
"Gervinho had a freak out 'cos the rain made his hair frizzy."
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Really, Arsene? Wenger insists 'nobody will leave' as Cesc and Nasri edge towards Arsenal exit
Waving goodbye? But Wenger insists Nasri (left) and Fabregas will stay
Arsene Wenger has invited ridicule after claiming he expects 'nobody to leave' Arsenal during the transfer window.
Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri are believed to be on the brink of quitting the Emirates, with the latter tipped to join Manchester City in the next 48 hours.
Fabregas is the subject of a £35million return to his boyhood club Barcelona, with the club's goalkeeper Victor Valdes claiming his Spain team-mate is set to join him at the Nou Camp.
'I cannot see Barcelona without Cesc,' Valdes said. The deal is nearly done - it will be made official in the next few hours.'
Neither Fabregas or Nasri have been included in the Arsenal squad to face Newcastle on Saturday.
But speaking ahead of his side's Premier League opener, Wenger remained adamant the wantaway duo would not be leaving.
'I expect nobody to leave the club,' said Wenger.
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'The best thing for us one day before the championship starts is to focus on possible transfers.
'At the moment there is no news. If there is news I promise I will give it. I will decide what's best for the club.
'My personal feelings are not important. What is important is the club and how well we do.
'I have not been disappointed with their attitudes. They are professionals. I take nothing personally.
'The transfer speculation is disruptive but that is not an excuse.'
Man City boss Roberto Mancini was giving little away over his pursuit of Nasri.
'I don't know what the situation is,' he said. 'We start in the Premier League on Monday and we need to complete our team.
'We hope we can do that very quickly because we need more players.'
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