ONE LINE STORY

• striderz_o405

  6 Sep 06, 21:39

  Restricted to one line per post... let me start the ball rolling
  
  One day when I was eating mee pok at kopitiam a bangla approached me.
• missqi

  6 Sep 06, 21:40

  He asked if I had change for ten cents.
• striderz_o405

  6 Sep 06, 21:44

  Originally posted by missqi:

  He asked if I had change for ten cents.

  I searched throughout my wallet, and only found a piece of $100 000 000 hell bank note which was meant to be burnt for my ah gong
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  7 Sep 06, 10:37

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  I searched throughout my wallet, and only found a piece of $100 000 000 hell bank note which was meant to be burnt for my ah gong

  might as well use it to pay for my meal
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 20:26

  Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:

  might as well use it to pay for my meal

  but somehow the bangla snatched it away from me, and left happily
• monoslayer

  7 Sep 06, 20:55

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  but somehow the bangla snatched it away from me, and left happily

  end of story.
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 21:02

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  end of story.

  but the bangla came back and requested for more
• monoslayer

  7 Sep 06, 21:05

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  but the bangla came back and requested for more

  but i continue to eat my mee pok.
• Xtrider

  7 Sep 06, 21:06

  with additional hums
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 21:13

  and in disatisfaction, i tell the seller mai hum mai hum
• Advante_101

  7 Sep 06, 21:30

  And the seller punch u..
• alexkusu

  7 Sep 06, 21:31

  how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck would chuck wood
• Advante_101

  7 Sep 06, 21:44

  Does a tooth brush ? Does a milk shake ? does a mirco phone ? Does a fish bowl? Does a board wake ?
  
  Does the pope shits in the woods ?
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 21:46

  and these macham strays off topic...
• gd4u

  7 Sep 06, 22:19

  Originally posted by Advante_101:

  And the seller punch u..

  I punch the seller back ...
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 22:27

  Originally posted by gd4u:

  I punch the seller back ...

  punch his didi until it becomes erect for no reason
• lifeisgood9989

  7 Sep 06, 22:36

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  punch his didi until it becomes erect for no reason

  when he gets back home, his wife wants to f*** him
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 22:43

  Originally posted by lifeisgood9989:

  when he gets back home, his wife wants to f*** him

  but his wife got turned off when she saw it turned blue blacked
• monoslayer

  7 Sep 06, 22:45

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  but his wife got turned off when she saw it turned blue blacked

  n they live unhappily ever after.
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 22:51

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  n they live unhappily ever after.

  but it turned out to be untrue, the man had to have his dick amputated in order to save his life
• monoslayer

  7 Sep 06, 22:54

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  but it turned out to be untrue. The man had to have his dick amputated in order to save his life

  (u broke the rule. its suppose to b a one line story! close n ban!)
• striderz_o405

  7 Sep 06, 23:03

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  (u broke the rule. its suppose to b a one line story! close n ban!)

  typo... comma la.
• Advante_101

  7 Sep 06, 23:04

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  n they live unhappily ever after.

  
• Xtrider

  7 Sep 06, 23:16

  Originally posted by Advante_101:

  

  
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  8 Sep 06, 18:35

  Originally posted by striderz_o405:

  but it turned out to be untrue, the man had to have his dick amputated in order to save his life

  he hesitated for awhile