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• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 15:46

  - For fun only, don't need to resort to flaming back.
  
  Chelsea in bid for the world's greatest loser- GhimPheng
  
  Anonymous - The Blues from London - Chelsea football club is touted to sign the next Ah-dri-an Mutu - GhimPheng as cleaners of the club's football academy.
  
  He had been given them a lifelong contract with a weekly wage of $20. He has been branded as a future star-cleaner in the making, poise to feature in the National Cleaners first XI in years to come.
  
  Joining the likes of fellow clones - innosaint, gangstakilla and ronaldog, they are to form a formidable frontline to eliminate any germs that stand in their way. Their training base would be the stadium's stinking toilets.
  
  GhimPheng would be presented to the press on 1st July, proudly holding aloft the cleaner-jersey of Cheatsea football club.
  
  With all personal terms agreed, GhimPheng is poise to sign on the dotted line, pledging his lifelong bleak future to his beloved Blues soon, pending a medical.
  
  Jose Moanrihno has been pleased to announce the free-transfer of GhimPheng, but stopped short of allowing him to get near to any of his mercenary stars. He had cited hygiene purposes as the main reason, for fear that half his team would fall ill when in contact with GhimPheng.
  
  GhimPheng is also not allowed to touch any of the soccer balls - and cute little ball-boys as Chelsea has yet to confirm his sexual orientation.
  
  Moanrihno has stated that he would not allow GhimPheng to utter a single word relating to football so as to dish out the full remedy for his verbal diarrhoea. GhimPheng is understood to be deeply upset but is nevertheless willing to abide to his gaffer's rules.
  
  Roman Abramovich has been heartened by the fact that Moanrinho had signed a loser to help enhance Chelsea's reputation and motivate all Chelsea playing staff to snatch the EPL title from Manchester United.
  
  A spokesman had said GhimPheng has been talent-spotted based on his vastly-edited Letter Of The Week contribution.
  
  The whole football contingent would be disgusted to see GhimPheng casting the world into darkness with his forthcoming pathetic replies in sgforums.
  
  
  
  
• M4verick

  6 Jun 07, 16:01

  I think this has got to be the best signing of the coming season till date. Many good years ahead~
• stellazio

  6 Jun 07, 16:02

  tsk.
• allentyb

  6 Jun 07, 16:05

  i give you one thumbs up for your creativity
  
  if this is not a flaming thread, but rather, a way of poking fun at him, maybe, just maybe i will believe you
  
  i don't know, your intention of creating a thread
  
  taking pleasure in other people misery?
• dbowie

  6 Jun 07, 16:06

  
• Gackt247

  6 Jun 07, 16:08

  haiz..
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 16:45

  Originally posted by allentyb:

  i give you one thumbs up for your creativity
  
  if this is not a flaming thread, but rather, a way of poking fun at him, maybe, just maybe i will believe you
  
  i don't know, your intention of creating a thread
  
  taking pleasure in other people misery?

  hmmm.. thanks anyway.
  
  the thread is only for fun, there isn't any malice.
• CKeer

  6 Jun 07, 17:03

  Eh, just in case GP replies non-factual comments, I've this statement to make.
  
  This thread will remain open with respect to TS but will be closed IMMEDIATELY when complains and flamings are seen.
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• ben1xy

  6 Jun 07, 17:11

  please close this lah
  
  GP is sensitive to such things
  
  aiyoh
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 17:12

  Originally posted by CKeer:

  Eh, just in case GP replies non-factual comments, I've this statement to make.
  
  This thread will remain open with respect to TS but will be closed IMMEDIATELY when complains and flamings are seen.
  
  Cheers.
  CK

  fair enough. but how's this news report? giga, sumone and co. should enjoy reading this. lol.
• dibilo

  6 Jun 07, 17:16

  imagine someone wrote something about you that is as negative as this. I doubt u will take it "as a joke".
  
  I vote for a closure of this thread
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 17:18

  Originally posted by ben1xy:

  please close this lah
  
  GP is sensitive to such things
  
  aiyoh

  is he a girl? guys should take this in a light-hearted way.
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 17:19

  Originally posted by dibilo:

  imagine someone wrote something about you that is as negative as this. I doubt u will take it "as a joke".
  
  I vote for a closure of this thread

  obviously you have no idea how 'notorious' GP is.
• ben1xy

  6 Jun 07, 17:32

  Originally posted by trendz:

  is he a girl? guys should take this in a light-hearted way.

  it's obvious u're pushing his buttons
  
  i've said my piece, if u wanna stick to your story, so be it
• iceFatboy

  6 Jun 07, 17:38

  well, for me, it is tastefully created..
  and if GP can create one that can beat it, I am all for it..
  it just raises the standard of creativity and hopefully English..
  
  hopefully, we won't hear any barkings or smelly rubbish from you know who..
• tarcki

  6 Jun 07, 18:25

  he will soon bombard u with his colorfull replies...
• dinky1409

  6 Jun 07, 19:45

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  tsk.

  tsk.
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 21:13

  Originally posted by tarcki:

  he will soon bombard u with his colorfull replies...

  hmmmm.. by all means. i have been keeping too silent about his nonsensical, ridiculous slamming of all man utd supporters and man utd. far too tolerant. so this is just a creative jibe. i wonder if he could even match mine with that pathetic standard english of his. ain't saying that mine's perfect but at least i brought the standard (and content/creativity) up a notch or two, instead of those constant meaningless flame wars.
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  6 Jun 07, 21:25

  
• ghimpheng

  6 Jun 07, 22:27

  i think pple who said that i am a retard or whatsoever
  
  who is the real retard ?
• ghimpheng

  6 Jun 07, 22:28

  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=219574
  
  i expect the 3rd one coming in within 7 months time
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 23:22

  Originally posted by ghimpheng:

  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=219574
  
  i expect the 3rd one coming in within 7 months time

  Hmmm.. i suggest.. instead of whining, do something to show that you're not of all I've described of you.
  
  Anyway, this is just light-hearted slapstick humour. I can't please everyone. Some would enjoy reading it, some won't. Some would say this is originality and creativity in its finest form (regarding football write-ups), some would say this is pure crap.
  
  So i suggest you loosen up abit. I'm talking to you in a pretty nice way, so if you're gon' be rude to me, be sure there's more to come. And you can jolly well wear your underwear on your head, masking your utterly embarrassed face.
• trendz

  6 Jun 07, 23:24

  Originally posted by ghimpheng:

  i think pple who said that i am a retard or whatsoever
  
  who is the real retard ?

  uh-uh lil' boy, don't you dare stoke up the flames. thank you. *pinch GP cheeks*
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  6 Jun 07, 23:26

  Originally posted by trendz:

  uh-uh lil' boy, don't you dare stoke up the flames. thank you. *pinch GP cheeks*

  
• club18

  6 Jun 07, 23:28

  u guys huh..
  give GP a break.. he slowly growing up.
  slow but nevertheless still maturing..
  some ppl are slower.. cannot blame.
  dun so mean to him la..