Fishing

• PassiveIncome1

  12 Mar 09, 23:48

  When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good.
  If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad.

  Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
  And want to know how many other fish you caught.

  Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch
  them.

  You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise
  to still be friends after you let it go.

  You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler; if you want to
  catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

  You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching
  fish.

  Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin'.

  You don't have to promise to respect a fish in the morning.

  In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
  In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.

• caleb_chiang

  13 Mar 09, 13:33

  

• jayh272416

  13 Mar 09, 20:24

  LOL

• n0x

  14 Mar 09, 02:49

  the variation of the same joke is getting stale...

  beer, fish, whatever...

   

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  14 Mar 09, 08:21

  Lolx -.-

• Snookerlover

  14 Mar 09, 13:43

  lalllllll

• lianamaster

  15 Mar 09, 22:39

  

• maskedangel

  16 Mar 09, 15:10

  lol!