Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? We asked a variety of people about this:
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? Damn. -
Maybe can add one more.
Charles Darwin: The chicken cross the road to explore genetic diversity so that it can produce progeny with hybrid vigour, thus enhancing the survival rate of future chickens (natural selection).
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Nice One!
Has anybody tried asking those girls in geylang?
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Sigmund Freud: The chicken crossed the road as a result of it's sexual desire to find newer sexier chics / cocks.
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LKY: What chicken? What road? I will get my ISD officers to cage the chicken under ISA for flouting the prohibited crossings act.
KS Wong: Errmm....The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Whitley Detention Centre. At press time we are still unable to confirm if the chicken was limping, but rest assured we will deploy our SOC unit to catch it.
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gd4u: The chicken crossed the road cos it was gd4u
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this made my day
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lionnoisy: Chicken cross road must be Australian chicken. *sighs* Pity Australian chicken. Australian chickens gotch 3 feets, not good. Australian cows has 2 heads not good. Yada yada yada............................
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Originally posted by maurizio13:
lionnoisy: Chicken cross road must be Australian chicken. *sighs* Pity Australian chicken. Australian chickens gotch 3 feets, not good. Australian cows has 2 heads not good. Yada yada yada............................
this one ar.. u sure gonna get flame war for this -
the chicken cross the road earlier in the morning to avoid ERP
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Rodney King: The chicken cross the road to escape from white policemen because it was a black chicken.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: Why must the black chicken cross the road? We demand equal rights for black chickens.
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FireIce: Should I ban the chicken because it crossed the road.
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P***: The chicken crossed the road because it is retarded
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P???: The chicken crossed the road for her $30k diamond ring.
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MLK: Because the chicken had a dream.
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SM Lee:
(1996)
This is Asia. As young chickens, chase the rainbow and cross the roads here. Opportunities abound. You might get run down by cars in the process of crossing these roads, especially those in Myanmar, but it doesn't matter. For ten thousand who get run down one might reach it across -- and at the end of that rainbow -- there will be your dream. So it baffles me when they tell me that they want to cross other roads, elsewhere, because it is here that road crossing should be done.
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BG Lee:
The chicken is a liar, a twister and a prevaricator and not only should he be run down, but he should also be defeathered, boiled and skinned-alive as an example for all other chickens to see and that will teach them a lesson in road crossing and typo errors.
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A: Because it was a Singaporean chicken and the PAP told it to cross.
A: Because it wanted to get to MRT station on the PAP side of the road.
A: How did you know the chicken REALLY crossed the road - don't be naive and believe everything you read in the local press.
A: I don't know, I'm doing science, not arts.
A: Why are you asking him? Only MPs who graduate from Ivy League universities are qualified to comment on the real reason why the chicken crossed the street.
A: The chicken did not speak English or Mandarin and was therefore unable to get on the sedan chair and be carried across the street.
A: Free textbooks available across the street?
A: Will it be on the exam?
Edmund Chia
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No chicken ever crossed the road. You think the chicken crossed the road because you see the chicken rice stall opposite the road. The statistics showed that an average of 93.408 people cross this road daily over the past year, of which 5.325% did not use the pedestrian crossing last month and were duly caught and fined. 70.874% stopped at the chicken rice stall to take their lunch of which 41.366% packaged it home.
Harish Pillay
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We need to ask some other questions too:
Did the chicken use the zebra crossing when crossing the road?
Or did it use the pedestrian crossing. If so, was the light showing a green chicken when the chicken crossed the road?
Was the chicken ran down by a car while crossing the road? If so, are there any witness?
And..
Why are we asking why did the chicken cross the road?
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offtopic sia
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Can we have mee siam with chicken?
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this is proving to be a very popular thread
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lol
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lol
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The John Lennon one is
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