When I was 16, I
hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated
a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with
him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He
did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made
me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some
ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet
planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious
that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my
best friend.
I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big dick.
Story continues,
at 47, you found out big dick is not enough, but you need to find a bid and strong dick..
And then short of your 28th Birthday you declared yourself a full pledge Lesbian.........please continue the story
And at the age of 29 she fell down and die..... END OF STORY
When I was 16, I had just finished school, had no money and not much opportunity to find a girlfriend.
At 18, I was drafted, with barely enough money to support myself. So, still no girlfriend
In my twenties, I found a good job and had some money. With my decent looks and charm, I managed to find myself a few girlfriends. Some were beautiful, some hot & sexy. We must have used countless boxes of Durex and Kleenex then.Towards my late twenties, I realized my savings were getting low as these girls were sucking me dry.
In my thirties, I married a beautiful & voluptuous lady (not from one of the above) and she bore me 2 beautiful children.
In my forties, things began to sour between us and we got divorced.
Now in my fifties, I’m looking for a decent, faithful, plain looking (preferably with a nice body) wife.
Originally posted by Darkknighthuang:When I was 16, I had just finished school, had no money and not much opportunity to find a girlfriend.
At 18, I was drafted, with barely enough money to support myself. So, still no girlfriend
In my twenties, I found a good job and had some money. With my decent looks and charm, I managed to find myself a few girlfriends. Some were beautiful, some hot & sexy. We must have used countless boxes of Durex and Kleenex then.Towards my late twenties, I realized my savings were getting low as these girls were sucking me dry.
In my thirties, I married a beautiful & voluptuous lady (not from one of the above) and she bore me 2 beautiful children.
In my forties, things began to sour between us and we got divorced.
Now in my fifties, I’m looking for a decent, faithful, plain looking (preferably with a nice body) wife.
You have washed your joke with Soap and Dettol before telling it
I guess you are saying it's a clean joke.