The Authority
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The Department of Water Resources Representative stops at a ranch and talks
with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch
for your water allocation”.The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there”.
The Water Representative says, “Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed
to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or
answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep running
for his life and close behind is the rancher’s huge Brahma bull. The
bull is gaining with every step.The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down
his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..“YOUR CARD, SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!!!”
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show red card. then bull even more angrier.
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Originally posted by dinky1409:
show red card. then bull even more angrier.
he mean since the card so power can go anywhere then show the bull lor.
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Haha. Who ask him so cocky.
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lol at this one
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haha
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Ownage
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A good one
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good reply :D
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funny. good one