Lie detector
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Dave was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gadgets for sale.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day Dave came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that Dave claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked
Dave.“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said Dave, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.
“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.
“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Debbie does Dallas.”
“I am ashamed of you son,” said Dave. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!”
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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how come got john one?
who is john?
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John is the husband but you should ask about debbie...She took on 1000 guys non stop in Dallas.
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Cuz TS just got bitch slapped for that
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
John is the husband but you should ask about debbie...She took on 1000 guys non stop in Dallas.
lolbut dave is the liar leh
dunno y got tis john pop out
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This reminds me of another joke of identity crisis
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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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who the fuck is john!! I R ANGRY!
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Like I said John is the real husband and TS got knocked off the chair by the Robot for that>hahaha
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It's just a typo. Replace John with Dave and the joke is as funny as it is.
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wah nice one
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kinda blur with the introduction of John..but after replacing john with dave, found the joke hilarious...really make my day at work...heheh
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John is the real father of Tommy....kekekeke....
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the replies are funnier than the jokes!
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Ok then who is dave?
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If Dave is not John..then who bought the robot? It is mentioned that Dave bought the robot..but John operated the robot and got slapped..whereas Dave was not mentioned in the operation of the robot? Is John present at the time of purchase of the robot and is Dave present at the time where the robot is operated? Since Dave is not John, then what is the significance of John in the family when he asked Tommy, which the robot declared not his son by slapping the mother,therefore, it means that Dave is the father and bought the robot for his wife Marsha whom he legitimately married and is unaware that Tommy is his son?
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Who cares about Dave? But Master you really sound like Andrew PK Yap>LOL