Lawyer joke
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A Jew, a Hindu, and a lawyer were traveling from Chicago to Los
Angeles when their car broke down late one night in Kansas. They
walked to the nearest farm house and explained their situation to the
farmer who answered the door.“Ya’ll be welcome to spend the night here if you want”, the farmer
said. “The only problem is I only have room for two. One of you will
have to sleep in the barn.”“I will,” exclaimed the Jew, and with that the men went to retire. A
short time later came a knock at the door. It was the Jew.“I’m sorry”, the Jew said, “but I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a
pig in there, and my religion forbids me to sleep in the same room as a pig.”“Then I will go sleep in the barn” exclaimed the Hindu, and once more
the men went to retire. Soon there came another knock at the door. It
was the Hindu.“I am very sorry”, the Hindu said, “but I cannot sleep in the barn
either. There is a cow in there, and my religion forbids me to sleep
in the same room as a cow.”“Oh, for gosh sakes!”, the lawyer cried. I’ll go sleep in the damn
barn!” and once again the men went to retire.A few minutes later there came yet another knock at the door.
It was the cow and the pig…
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huh...?
why cow and pig can't be near a lawyer -
lawyer Catholic and both animals Protestant Mah!
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This is my personal favourite!
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
lawyer Catholic and both animals Protestant Mah!
wah.. u sure that is the answer??? deep sia.. dun understand at all....