S.H.I.T
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from
students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught
through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING ( S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course,
please
see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T.
list, and our lecturers are especially
skilled at seeing that you
get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T ... will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers
took
S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.
anymore, and
are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (
B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how
to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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Yours Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T .) -
Why you post like that? Very hard to read leh.
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learn to post -
your version lousy la. last time still got hot shit one
but i forgot is what liao
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here's another:
Blonde: T.G.I.F.
Dude: S.H.I.T.
Blonde: T.G.I.F!!!!
Dude: S.H.I.T.
Blonde: you know you're very rude, all i'm saying it "Thank God It's Friday!"
Dude: i know.. but.. "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday!"