A local office realized that the organization had never received a
donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of
contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give
not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some
way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research
also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills
that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and
confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted
again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice
rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no
idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to
them, why should I give any to you?"
bcos u never gif to them thats why must give to me! knn u cb *beat up lawyer*