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• GIB

  19 Jul 08, 13:02

  Dear All:
  
  It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
  throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
  of normal conversation with their colleagues.
  
  Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
  offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
  
  We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to
  accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
  
  Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has
  been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
  continue in an effective manner
  Thanks,
  Steve

  1.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  I think you could do with more training
  
  Instead Of:
  
  You don't have a fucking clue, do you?
  
  
  2.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  She's an aggressive go-getter.
  
  Instead Of:
  
  She's a fucking power-crazy bitch
  
  
  3.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Perhaps I can work late
  
  Instead Of:
  
  And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
  
  
  4.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  I'm certain that isn't feasible
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Fuck off arse-wipe
  
  
  5.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Really?
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
  
  
  6.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Perhaps you should check with...
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Tell someone who gives a fuck.
  
  
  7.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  I wasn't involved in the project.
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Not my fucking problem, mate.
  
  
  8.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  That's interesting.
  
  Instead Of:
  
  What the fuck?
  
  
  9.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
  
  Instead Of:
  
  No fucking chance mate.
  
  
  10.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Why the fuck didn't you tell me that yesterday?
  
  
  11.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  He's not familiar with the issues
  
  Instead Of:
  
  He's got his head up his fucking arse.
  
  
  12.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Excuse me, sir?
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Oi, fuck face.
  
  
  13.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.

• pigsticker

  19 Jul 08, 13:09

  

• gunner77

  19 Jul 08, 13:32

  

• MyPillowTalks

  19 Jul 08, 14:22

  number 12 FTW!!!!!!1111

• HO SEI BO

  19 Jul 08, 14:54

  lolx tats a fu*king nice 1

• youyayu

  19 Jul 08, 15:18

  lmfao

• LatecomerX

  20 Jul 08, 00:38

  That's interesting.

   

• seotiblizzard

  20 Jul 08, 00:56

  

• Yuki~!

  20 Jul 08, 01:00

  12.
  
  Try Saying:
  
  Excuse me, sir?
  
  Instead Of:
  
  Oi, fuck face.

   

  

• 93'guy

  20 Jul 08, 09:37

  Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:

  number 12 FTW!!!!!!1111

  
  yeah !!

• yong93

  20 Jul 08, 09:47

  Excuse me ...