Tourist Attractions

• MS

  17 Jul 08, 16:29

  A Singaporean Tourist travelled to his neighbouring countries on a tour. When he got off the flight at a Philippines air port, he was ushered into a cab at the air port. While on the way to the hotel, he saw many beggars on the streets who dug into rubbish bin for food. He also saw many little children rushing to knock onto the doors of every car to beg the passengers to buy something from them.

   

  The Singaporean tourist quickly snapped down all these sights on his camera. Unable to withhold his curiosity, the Filipino cabbie asked, "Sir, why are you taking photos of the beggars? They are all over the streets, dirty and unwanted. Nothing special about them."

   

  The Singaporean tourist replied, "But these are tourist attractions to me! Back in Singapore, it is very difficult to find a beggar. And I want to find a real beggar. So this is how a real beggar looks like. I've never seen one like that in Singapore. Beggars in Singapore are not really authentic."

• seotiblizzard

  17 Jul 08, 16:31

  ... Erm.

• FireIce

  17 Jul 08, 16:33

  am i suppose to laff?
  at which part may i know?

• mamamamama

  17 Jul 08, 17:20

  TS was the one being snapped. I think he overheard the conversation and just relayed it to us..

• Plastic Bag

  17 Jul 08, 18:40

  *tickles armpit*

   

  HAHAH its damn funny,

   

  NOT

• mancha

  18 Jul 08, 00:48

  Ha Ha Ha

  You made up this one yourself.

  Its is  erm er ...........

  It should be in Speakers Corner.

• SiMiLaiEh*

  18 Jul 08, 01:05

  it is saddening and not funny at all

• monoslayer

  18 Jul 08, 01:16

  simi sai lai eh...

• freedom4ever

  18 Jul 08, 02:31

  it's not funny. and singapore do have beggers arounds.

• playboy_1985

  18 Jul 08, 09:29

  u think its funny? u really think so? do u seriously think so? ANSWER ME!

• pewpew

  9 Oct 08, 17:11

  the fuck is this.

• gigabyte14

  9 Oct 08, 17:19

  ???

• caleb_chiang

  9 Oct 08, 17:36

  

• Darkknighthuang

  10 Oct 08, 10:15

   

  Here's another entry for the "lamiest joke of the year" award.

• tetsumi

  10 Oct 08, 15:05

  LoL! only mancha got the joke... the rest r a bit too serious... link "this should be in Speaker's corner" n "I've never seen one like that in Singapore. Beggars in Singapore are not really authentic." hmm.. or i may be wrong.
• youyayu

  10 Oct 08, 19:05

  dude.. this is not funny at all.

  if your child were to dig out from from the rubbish bin for food to survive you think its funny?

   

  no empthy at all

• tetsumi

  11 Oct 08, 01:38

  poor TS.. tio bombarded. guess i help him explain the joke a little... the joke is meant to be a dig at PAP...
• youyayu

  11 Oct 08, 12:08

  Originally posted by tetsumi:

  poor TS.. tio bombarded.
  guess i help him explain the joke a little…
  the joke is meant to be a dig at PAP…

  dude... so what? those beggar does exist.. even if you want to condem PAP please use less hurting words... there are real ppl out there that are searching for food in the rubbish bin.. this is not funny at all