Mummy's chest

• Passive Income1

  13 Jul 08, 22:08

  A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject.
  
  The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven.
  
  A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father asks "what are you talking about?"
  
  "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling "Oh God. I'm coming”
  

• gunner77

  13 Jul 08, 23:03

   

• dumbdumb!

  13 Jul 08, 23:17

  pwned

• omgukilledkenny

  13 Jul 08, 23:37

  

• Beautiful951

  13 Jul 08, 23:39

  I don't understand.

• Pitot

  13 Jul 08, 23:58

  

• QX179R

  14 Jul 08, 00:05

  

• sand king

  14 Jul 08, 06:57

  ahahaha got another version about the cat and the milkman hahahahaha!

• Short Ninja

  14 Jul 08, 07:05

  How can a woman cum just by getting tit sucked? Unless her name was Teresa.....Mother Teresa

• n0x

  14 Jul 08, 12:58

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  How can a woman cum just by getting tit sucked? Unless her name was Teresa.....Mother Teresa

  
  u are as euqally stupid as ur insulting...

  why suddenly bring in mother teresa's name.. learn to repsect others....

  and the man juz sucking the tits meh?? he no hands ah...

• Short Ninja

  14 Jul 08, 13:44

  Originally posted by n0x:

  
  u are as euqally stupid as ur insulting...

  why suddenly bring in mother teresa's name.. learn to repsect others....

  and the man juz sucking the tits meh?? he no hands ah...

  Temper temper temper,you need your tits sucked? This is supposed to be a joke forum and you  need to smile even with a red face.

• n0x

  15 Jul 08, 02:31

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  Temper temper temper,you need your tits sucked? This is supposed to be a joke forum and you  need to smile even with a red face.

  
  hmm..from the above reply.. seems like you are the one with your temper rifled up... looks like the one tt needs his tits (and perhaps other parts of the body) sucked is you...

  and yes this is supposed to be a joke forum.. and u have to bring in your insensitive remarks...

  i cant help it but have a go at you...

• ilangobi

  15 Jul 08, 04:28

  can suck meh...like his name suggests, it could be short and difficult to spot...

• Short Ninja

  15 Jul 08, 06:53

  Originally posted by n0x:

  
  hmm..from the above reply.. seems like you are the one with your temper rifled up... looks like the one tt needs his tits (and perhaps other parts of the body) sucked is you...

  and yes this is supposed to be a joke forum.. and u have to bring in your insensitive remarks...

  i cant help it but have a go at you...

  I respect Mother Teresa(that is not her real name) as much as you do but that was when she was alive.Now She is gone and people often make jokes about dead people the dead dont seemed to mind.Ok we cool now?

• ilangobi

  15 Jul 08, 22:24

  haha sorry, i understand...i just couldn't resist a joke, nothing against you.