Clocks of lies
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ok
so this guy died and went to heaven.
and when he got there, he saw St. Peter.
and the guy asked him 'what are all this clocks doing on this wall?'
and St.Peter said 'These are the clocks of lies.'
and the guy said 'Who's clock is this?' and St.Peter said 'that Abe lincolns clock, the hands have only moved twice , so he has only lied twice in his life.'
and the guy said 'who's clock is this?'
and St.Peter said thats 'St.Mary's clock, and the hands have never moved once in her life.'
and the guy asked St.Peter 'Where is george bush's clock?' and St.Peter said 'Oh, thats in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan!'
hahahaha i think thats funny, but its nothing against Jesus or against bush, its just a joke. you dont need to take it seriously. -
haha n1
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I think I heard this one 30 something years ago but at that time Jesus was already using air-con
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heh heh, tts funny.