Devils Due
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A man made a deal with the devil 10 years ago and that deal was that if the man would be the smartest man in the world, in return, the man got to live for 10 years and when the time is up, the devil will bring him down to hell forever.
When the devil reached the man's house, the man pleaded with the devil not to bring him down to hell if the devil could not solve a riddle. the devil thinking that it wont matter anyway because of the modern technology like the internet to help him find the answers. the devil agreed but the man can only ask him 3 riddle.
first riddle was why did the chicken cross the road.the devil search the web for acouple of minutes and say that the chicken cross the road to get to the other side.
confident that the devil could not solve the second riddle the man ask another riddle which is why is the earth round...after a few minutes of googling for answers the devil answered the question correctly..
The man feeling stressed took a wooden chair and drill 3 hole on it. he then sat on the chair and farted and asked which hole did the fart come out of.the devil googled for answers and probabillity and after a few hours he answered that the fart come out from the third hole....The man laughed and said that he was wrong and that the fart come out from the ASS hole..'haha"
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post before laaaaaaa
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lol he should hv checked wikipedia instead.