The Polite way To Go For A Pee!

• GIB

  9 Jul 08, 19:35

  During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

  'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

  Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

  The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Paul, how would you say it?'

  Paul said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

  'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

  'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'

  The teacher fainted.

• omgukilledkenny

  9 Jul 08, 19:59

  

• jayh272416

  9 Jul 08, 20:04

  I dont understand O_o

• gunner77

  9 Jul 08, 22:10

  

• trendz

  9 Jul 08, 23:10

  

• sand king

  9 Jul 08, 23:22

  hahahahaha he aint going for a pee man...

• Uncertain

  10 Jul 08, 13:22

  the dear fren is the guy private organ lol... haha gd one

• MyPillowTalks

  10 Jul 08, 18:58

  Im going to meet a dear fren of mine ( the private organ)

  Whom u will get to meet after dinner (  )

• youyayu

  10 Jul 08, 20:23

  LMFAO

• purpledragon84

  10 Jul 08, 20:33

  it's always little johnny! haha!

• 00011000

  13 Jul 08, 10:15

  

• Passive Income1

  13 Jul 08, 22:12

  Hahahaha!!!

• QX179R

  13 Jul 08, 22:13