Panda
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." -
lmfao
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=)
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kwang kwang kwang~~~~
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knn.....
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lame leh...
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but kungfu panda eat everything and he use kungfu he never use gun lols.. new-age panda..
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Originally posted by MohamedF:
kwang kwang kwang~~~~
whats that?
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From the Koala and the hooker joke?
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Originally posted by sand king:
whats that?
sfx
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OLD
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New to me.
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Old Joke about the Koala who refuses to pay after oral sex and so the hooker brought a dictionary....told the koala to look under the word hooker and finds the meaning 'A person who engages in sexual acts or sexual intercourse for money' The Koala then tells the hooker to look under the word Koala 'An animal who eats bushes and leaves'
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Hahahaha good one!
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Old joke liao.
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
Old Joke about the Koala who refuses to pay after oral sex and so the hooker brought a dictionary....told the koala to look under the word hooker and finds the meaning 'A person who engages in sexual acts or sexual intercourse for money' The Koala then tells the hooker to look under the word Koala 'An animal who eats bushes and leaves'
ohhh, i didnt hear this joke before actually =P