The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one, which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"
LOL..
i took 15 seconds to realize the kicker hahahaha!
lol pastor got owned
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wad's a Ku Klux Klan ?
Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:wad's a Ku Klux Klan ?
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lolol just for this joke, all u haf to know is KKK followers wear a white robe and some pointy hat all in white covering their face also.. lols
so de pastor was bedding the blonde and she finds him a wizard on bed but ppl think de pastor was part of the KKK..