How to win at a casino

• Passive Income1

  27 Jun 08, 22:52

  Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very
  attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on
  a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I
  feel much luckier when I’m topless.”

  With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice
  while yelling, “Momma needs a new bra!”

  She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
  “YES! I WIN! I WIN!”

  With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The
  dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them
  asks, “What did she roll anyway?”

  The other answers, “I thought YOU were watching!”

• gunner77

  29 Jun 08, 15:35

  

• Evangel

  29 Jun 08, 15:40

  Nice joke, hahahhahahahhaa

• dinky1409

  2 Jul 08, 00:25

  divine left divine right? lols

• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 08, 22:23

  

• Passive Income1

  15 Jul 08, 14:53

  

• QX179R

  15 Jul 08, 14:54

  

• seotiblizzard

  18 Jul 08, 05:05

  

• Short Ninja

  18 Jul 08, 06:56

  I want you to tell this joke to Andrew PK Yap

• sand king

  18 Jul 08, 15:23

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!