He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm.
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay.
She said . . They don't have time.
haha..