Raising a chimpanzee.
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A man got fed up with trying to have a child that he adopted a chimpanzee and brought it home to his horrified wife.
Wife: I don't know anything about chimps....what will he eat?
Man: You give him bread, he eats bread, you give him cereal, he eats cereal. You give him fish, he eats fish.
Wife: How about the toilet? I'm not going to clean him up!
Man: He's toilet-trained. He even uses the toilet seat, washes his hands and wipes his ass.
Wife pleads: C'mon, where will he sleep? We have only one bed!
Man: With us of course!
Wife: Are you mad??? What about the stench?
Man: I got used to it, he'll get used to it!
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hahah
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nice one laaa
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