A pro golfer had a fling on the night before the golf tournament in Japan.
He found himself a hot Jap chick. Language barrier was not an issue. Athe height of their passion, she screamed out some Jap.
The golfer could not understand Japanese. Nonetheless he was trying to learn some, so he noted what she said and tried to figure out what she was trying to tell him. He eventually concluded that it meant: Great! More, more!!
The next day at the tournament, watching one opponent who was an older man, he decided to apply his new-found knowledge when the guy did a hole-in-one.
The old man smiled and said: Young man, I am very sure that this is the correct hole...
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