A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
Originally posted by Passive Income1:A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
those at bus forum won't be pleased
poor bus555
Woohoo.
Bus forum vs Jokes & Humour forum.
Fight, fight.
the fight won't be bloody, they're just too edgy lah!!!
LOL
cheesepie sia the kid
offend so many bus driver and prospective bus driver
Originally posted by SBS7484P:offend so many bus driver and prospective bus driver
LOL! This one lagi better joke, so there are actually people aspiring to be a bus-driver? Don't get me wrong, it's just unheard of
:)