You can never please everybody

• Passive Income1

  14 Jun 08, 23:17

  A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

  “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”

  As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked,
  “Do you swallow?”

  “No!” she shrieked, aghast.

  So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

  “Do you screw?” he asked.

  “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

  The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

  “I swallow! I screw!” she screamed in panic.

  “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

• gunner77

  15 Jun 08, 00:30

  

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  22 Jun 08, 23:16

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• sand king

  23 Jun 08, 00:23

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• Area50

  23 Jun 08, 00:26

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