Choose girlfriend
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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hahahaha
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:lol:
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Woah! the last 1 was so disappointing. Nice one! :P
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wah lau.. I will choose the 3rd girl lo!
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and the girl with the biggest boobs better be the 3rd one!
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omg. Is it that i don't get the joke or is it just meant for guys? i don't find it funny leh
i'll choose the 3rd one if i were a guy. -
haha bcos all equally good to him what.. so since all equal then he use different criteria to choose lor lols.. i would take the one who is most naughty raaaaaarrrrr =P
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波霸o'ways got market value.
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Originally posted by LoveExtasy:
omg. Is it that i don't get the joke or is it just meant for guys? i don't find it funny leh
i'll choose the 3rd one if i were a guy.the joke is, with or without the 5000 bucks test, men will simply choose the big ones.. dangz.
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must "test drive" each one in bed
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i would go for the 3rd rofl.
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