Bill gates and Titanic
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Bill gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife. One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit. “That’s really nice,� says Bill. “Where did you get it?� “Actually,� says the man, “I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces.� “Wow, were you a priest or a doctor healing the sick?� asks Bill. “No, I was the captain of the Titanic.� Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. “How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?� he asks. “We use Windows too,� says Saint Peter. “And the Titanic only crashed once.�
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crashes.. sad but true
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suay...
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why