Light Bulb Jokes
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Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in
>Singapore... meant no offense
if you belong to that JC... found it passed around the
>internet xD...
> >Hope
> > > >its interesting for you all...
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> > > >Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
>manufacture
> >and
> > > >test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market
>it.
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> > > >Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
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> > > >Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest
>to cheer
> >and
> > > >wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
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> > > >Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They can study without light.
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> > > >Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: TheyÂ’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
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> > > >Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. TheyÂ’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to
>do it for
> > > >them.
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> > > >
> > > >Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in
>the
> >first
> > > >place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how
>do you
> >think
> > > >theyÂ’re able to change it for
> >ACJC?)
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> > > >
> > > >Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: TheyÂ’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
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> > > >Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho
>male
> >physics
> > > >teacher cry.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. Would they even bother?
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> > > >Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They believe in praying for it.
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> > > >Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
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> > > >
> > > >Q: How many SRJC
> >students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: Huh, what litebarb?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something
>about the
> > > >rightbarbs. LetÂ’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the
>proper
> >school
> > > >attire.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are Innovians. TheyÂ’ll find ways out of the
>dark.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: Who wrote all this?
> > > >A: A TJCian.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light
> >bulb?
> > > >A: None. They think they are already very bright.
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I tot i saw this somewhere b4, but this part was ....Originally posted by sand king:Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in
>Singapore... meant no offense
if you belong to that JC... found it passed around the
>internet xD...
> > > >Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are Innovians. TheyÂ’ll find ways out of the dark.
How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The students are still drawing the electrical lines -
LOL!
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true true!Originally posted by sand king:> > > >Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
> > > >A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted. -
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lol so its still being circulated? but now got newer JCs...
but i rem during my time... SRJC was e whole school as well... 1 to hold e light bulb, e rest to turn e school... -
I first got this when yahoo mail just started, and my modem connection was 14.4kbps then.Originally posted by life2121:lol so its still being circulated? but now got newer JCs...
but i rem during my time... SRJC was e whole school as well... 1 to hold e light bulb, e rest to turn e school... -
Such a 'historical' joke.
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how many M.I student does it take to change a light bulb?
ans: the whole sch, will take dem a millenium to change it