Alrightie then... here's a situation for you to DECIDE, and let's see how good this goes...
You are in a party, some sort of a gathering with over 100 people in a bungalow. Your friend is a rich bug and he owns the place. There are a total of 5 bedrooms (1 masterbedroom), a dark basement, a huge living room (where all your guests are), a luxurious dining hall (where the keg and bar is and most of the guests are as well) and a long stairway. Included are the patio, the porch and a very gigantic garden. Almost every part is filled with guests and the basement happened to be locked at that time.
Now this party is no ordinary party, it's a wear-what-you-want party, and most of the chicks there happen to be state celebrities (given the popularity of your friend) and they are all very delicious.
Knowing that this is going to be a drunk-out and over-night party, you decide to hook up with some girls, but oh so bad, you failed every single time. You are very desperate and really need to wank off or be wanked off. Imagine a party with the resemblance of Nicole Kidman, Jaime King, Brittany Daniel, Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton, and all the like chicks available...
You are left with two choices:-
a) Go wank yourself, but be wary, there are many people looking out for you, if you choose this decision, select where will you do it and how will you do it without getting caught.
b) Settle yourself with a gay or a fugly girl, there happened to be 3-5 gays around and a small group of fuglies. If you select this option, why did you choose it and how will you satisfy yourself.
YOU can't go home, as you are your friend's closest room-mate buddy in high school, college and university. Taking off would mean that you don't give your friend the face.
