NNB This is too much! I AM NOT A TERRORIST!!!
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This is terrible... Last Sunday I went Sentosa suntan but fell asleep and then suddenly kenna woke up by this damn ugly big black dog that started humping my leg!!! By this time already night time damn dark I was damn scared so got up and run but fwah my skin was blardy chao dar until pua cb pain and then running that time knn trip on some litterbug cb kia's beer can and kena sprain left ankle Now everywhere I go people seem to think I'm this Mr Selamat Cookiebookie escaped terrorist leader. You all really think this Cookie guy will limp around Orchard Rd on his left foot meh? Come on man... I think the 999 operator also sian of you idiots calling them... cannot tell difference between sunburnt chinaman and malay ar? NNB!
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diam lah.
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lol. that means that you're short, ugly and a little on the plump side. i am guessing that's what you look like.
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yalo.. u obviously a pirate lah.... anyone with more then one eyes can see that.
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Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
diam lah.
KPLAH
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HK this ur fren arh. same year leh both of u.
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Young bird reporting to lao jiaos!
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Lao jiao Clone spotted ?? ??? ???
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ur avatar picture tells all..
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so you from china?
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why sounds so dramatic
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LoL!
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Wah your post i read till the two vulgar word i stop liao.. Post nicely la
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Lol, you're funny shiet, dude. Try walking with a left limp, raise your hands and shout halal in the middle of town. Would be freaking hilarious, comon, look on the bright side, would like to see you in town doing that soon 8D