Originally posted by mhcampboy:
oh... if im not wrong...i have the conversation list...hold on i go find...
ok here is it....
-phone rings-
Gangster: 'Not calling ah, really ah?'
Gangster: 'Record leh... Record Buay?'
Friend: 'Hmm'
Gangster: 'Yong Speaker Kong Ah'
Friend: 'Ok or not, my number?'
Friend: 'Now we should be able we all hear also our voice'
-Banglah picks up the phone-
Banglah: 'Hallo?'
Gangster: 'HALLO!'
Banglah: 'Yea?'
Gangster: 'EH YOU FUCKING CHEE BYE WHO CALL THIS NUMBER, 91403054?'
Banglah: 'I never call you leh'
Gangster: 'You Fuck AH! Today you call how many times? About 6 times you know!?'
Banglah: 'Now ah?'
Gangster: 'AH! NOW THEN WHEN? YOUR FATHER CALL AH?'
Banglah: 'Okok i see you see you..' -??
Gangter: 'I fuck you. YOU STAY WHERE? YOU STAY WHERE?! YOU TELL ME YOU STAY WHERE!? YOU WORKING WHERE!?'
Banglah: 'i tell you for what? FUCK LAH. KANINABUAY CHEE BYE BASSSTARD!
Ganster: 'YOU MOTHER CHEE BYE YOU FUCKING HELL!...' (Banglah was cursing at the same time.)
Banglah: 'I KNOW YOU I HANTAM YOU FUCKING CHEE BYE YOU YOU STAY WHERE YOU TELL ME I NOW COME AH!
Gangster: 'OK YOU STAY WHERE? YOU STAY WHERE? You...
Banglah: 'YOU TELL STAY WHERE FIRST!?'
Gangster: 'MOTHERFUCKING PALA PUNDEK! HAH?'
Banglah: 'KANINABUAY CHEE BYE...'
Gangster: 'PUNDEK YOU AH! YOUR MOTHER CHEE BYE! YOUR MOTHER...
Banglah: 'YOU WAIT FOR ME TILL I COME!'
Gangster: 'CHEE BYE INSIDE!'
Banglah: 'WHERE YOU, WHERE YOU STAY I COME NOW SEE YOU! KANINABUAY CHEE BYE BASSSTARD!...'
Gangster: 'YOU MOTHERFUCKING CHEE BYE YOU!... NABUAY CHEE BYE!'
Banglah: 'KANINABUAY CHEE BYE YOU DUNNO LAH?!'
Gangster: 'YOU BASTARD AH! YOUR MOTHER ALL BASTARD AH'
Banglah: 'FUCK LAH KANINABUAY CHEE BYE! FUCK YOU LAH SAMA DIA!'
Gangster: 'YOUR MOTHER BASTARD AH! YOU MOTHER FATHER BASTARD AH!'
Banglah: 'CHINESE BASTARD! CHINESE BASTARD LAH FUCKING CHEE BYE!
Gangster: 'SELL ROTI PRATA YOUR MOTHER CHEE BYE AH!'
Banglah: 'YOU STAY WHERE!?'
Gangster: 'I NOW CALL, I NOW CALL POLICE I WANT TO... I CATCH YOUR NUMBER I CALL POLICE AH. I WANT TO CALL YOUR FOREMAN COME!'
Banglah: 'HUH?! FOR WHAT!? I NEVER CHECK THE IC I WANT THE HI-CARD I BUY FOR ME. YOU STUPID.
Banglah: 'I NEVER TAKE YOUR PAY!'
Gangster: 'I FUCK YOU AH! YOUR FATHER ASK ME MONEY TO BUY YOU HI-CARD AH!?
Banglah: 'I BUY THE HI-CARD!'
Gangster: 'NO NO NO I WANT TO REPORT AH. YOU FUCKING AH. I MAKE SURE YOU COME, DONT COME SINGAPORE ANYMORE. EXIT AH YOU FUCKING BANGLAH CHEE BYE INDIA MOTHERFUCKER!'
Banglah: 'HUH!? I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I WANT TO CAN CANCEL THE NUMBER!
Gangster: 'HAH THEN WHY YOU SCOLD ME?! WHY YOU SCOLD ME?! YOU CANCEL YOU CANCEL YOUR FATHER AH?!
Banglah: 'COS I... I... '
Gangster: 'YOU SCOLD ME!?'
Gangster: 'AH FUCK YOU AH. NOW WHERE YOU STAY!?
Banglah: 'HAH! YOU WAIT FOR ME TILL I COME! YOU WAIT FOR ME TILL I COME!'
Gangster: 'YOU SURE!? YOU COME PUNGGOL NOW!!'
Banglah: 'HUH!?'
Gangster: 'NOW YOU COME PUNGGOL!'
Banglah: 'Punggol ah? Punggol where!?'
Gangster: 'PUNGGOL! BLOCK 107 NOW! NOW YOU COME!
Banglah: 'The new block ah!?'
Gangster: 'FUCK YOU AH! ASK ALL YOUR FATHER ALL COME AH!
Banglah: 'HUH!?'
Gangster: 'MOTHER CHEE BYE YOU...'
Banglah: 'I ONE MAN CANNOT YOU DONT TALK SO MUCH AH!
Gangster: 'FUCKING TAKE CAB AH!'
Banglah: 'I ONE MAN I YOU THREE PERSON FIVE PERSON SEVEN PERSON DONT CARE...'
Gangster: 'YOU COME TEN, TWENTY MEN I ALSO DONT SCARED AH!'
Banglah: 'I TELL YOU! I TELL YOU ALREADY UNCLE SORRY SORRY! YOU WANT TO FUCK ME PEOPLE FOR WHAT YOU TELL ME!?
Gangster: 'OF COURSE AH! YOU CALL ME I FUCK YOU AH! WHAT!?...
Banglah: 'I TELL YOU! YOU TELL ME SO FAR YOU... INSTEAD OF FUCKING FUCKING CHEE BYE FOR WHAT!?
Gangster: 'YOU CALL ME FOR WHAT!?
Banglah: 'THIS ONE YOU CANNOT TELL ME PEOPLE TALK TO NICELY PEOPLE!
Banglah: 'THEN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!
Gangster: 'TALK TO YOU NICELY?? FUCK YOU AH TALK TO YOU NICELY! YOU CALL ME 6 TIMES I TALK TO YOU NICELY AH!? HAH!?
Banglah: 'THIS NUMBER LAST TIME USE AH MY FRIEND! BUT I DONT KNOW THAT HE WANT TO GO BACK ALREADY!
Gangster: 'I FUCK YOUR FRIEND AH! I DONT CARE YOUR FRIEND, YOUR FATHER, YOUR MOTHER USE I ALSO DONT CARE!...
Banglah: 'JUST LIKE...'
Gangster: 'AS LONG AS YOU DONT CALL THIS NUMBER! WHY YOU CALL 6 TIMES!?'
Banglah: 'OK OK I WANT I WANT...'
Gangster: 'YOU FIND YOU FIND PROSTITUTE AH!? YOU THINK PROSTITUTE USE THIS NUMBER!? YOUR FRIEND GIRL AH!?
Banglah: 'no lah no lah'
Gangster: 'AND THEN WHY YOU CALL CALL CALL CALL CALL AH!?
Banglah: 'no lah no lah'
Banglah: 'I WILL TRY...'
Gangster: 'YOU FUCKING CHEE BYE BANGLAH!
Banglah: 'I now i now i see i have to cancel ah this number ok? i think'
Gangster: 'YOU FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU CANCEL AH! YOU ONE MORE TIME I MAKE SURE YOU ONE MORE TIME YOU CALL AH I MAKE SURE I KILL YOU AH YOU WHOLE FAMILY ALL DIE AH I TELL YOU! I GANGSTER I TELL YOU AH! AH!
Banglah: 'Don't worry I never give to Hi-card never buy for this one ok?'
Banglah: 'I keep the... I keep $15 I buy for me one card...'
Gangster: 'MAKE SURE AH! .... YOU FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU DONT CALL AH! OK AH!'
Banglah: 'Ok I want to...'
Gangster: 'I SEE AH! ONE MORE TIME YOU CALL AH!'
Banglah: 'I want to cancel already this number...'
Gangster: 'THEN YOU MUST SAY SORRY TO ME NOW!'
Banglah: 'Ok I thought solve already talk to sorry ok...'
Gangster: 'I DONT WANT TALK SO MUCH. I WANT YOU SAY SORRY CAN ALREADY!'
Banglah: 'Okok sorry I I I want to cancel the number now.'
Gangster: 'AH SAY VERY VERY SORRY!'
Banglah: 'ok ok sorry sorry sorry'
Gangster: 'ok ok!'
Banglah: 'okokok'